lundi 8 novembre 2010

Lundi Astérix et Obélix ne sont pas là (Tintin et Milou non plus)

Bien le bonjour,
éveribodi issewér?

Oulaaah, je dois faire vite, je bosse dans moins d'une heure.
Google fête le 115ème anniversaire de la découverte du rayon X.
Bravo Google, quelle imagination! Et le 4ème anniversaire du Lundimail alors??? A la trappe?
Google à intérêt à se rattraper pour les 5 ans, sinon, je passe sur Yahoo! (si ça existe encore dans un an).
Spéciale "gros betches" aux tiches de Bruxelles qui vont appauvrir le taux de lecture du Lundimail dès la fin du mois d'avril.
Bah oui, je me doute que dès que Mister G., de Bruxelles, sera papa, il aura un peu moins de temps pour lire ses mails, même les plus importants, comme l'est le Lundimail.
Pendant que je suis sur Bruxelles, kiss à Apo, Polo, Babs, J&, Stan, Antho, Lo, et les autres (on ne peut pas citer tout le monde).
Mon grand garçon a encore grandi: il accepte facilement de partager les jouets... ceux de son p'tit frère.
Tout va bien, on est lundi, on fait un sourire.
Allez, faites-le! Où que vous soyez, souriez MAINTENANT. 
Même quand le fais exprès, ça met de bonne humeur.
Et voilààààà, vous êtes heureux, j'ai fait mon boulot, je peux retourner me coucher
Ah merde, non! La gonzesse de Joseph m'attend pour 11h00.
Alors je vous laisse avec quelques gags, vidéos et autres trucs sympas et je vous retrouve lundi prochain.
Bonne lecture,

 Have sex
la théorie des érections
Skate 6
Elle n'a que 6 ans et s'amuse avec son skateboard.
She did it!

Lego Star Wars
Un court métrage d'animation en "presque Lego", bien décalé, bourré d'humour.


Papier et autres animés
C'est un court métrage de 2008 qui utilise un trucage simple mais efficace pour de petits scénarii bien ficelés (pour qui connaît les sites de partages de vidéos, donc ça devrait aller pour vous!)

Pub pharmaceutique
On ne s'attend pas à une telle fin ^^

mon plus gros fantasme

Courrier d'un lecture qui aime la musique:
Voila la musique du film "The Social Network". Il s'agit de Creep de Radiohead, chanté par une chorale de femmes, et franchement... ça dépote:
Et en regardant sur deezer on peut en trouver plein d'autres:
Merci Andréas, je mets ta "vieille joke" en post-scriptum 

Soyez heureux!
A lundi

P.S.: une vieillerie, comme dit Andréas qui m'envoie cette petite blague bien tournée, en anglais. (Google Translate est l'ami de ceux qui en ont besoin)
Problems with upgrading "Boyfriend"


Dear Tech Support:
Help!! Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this general purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

Signed Jane


Dear Jane:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

In desperation to play some of their "old time "favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\I APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran.

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities an really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6. A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in the coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product! Sincerely,

Tech Support >>


From: Boswell, Roy E 
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2000 5:22 PM 
To: Bob 
Subject: RE: OS ALERT


I happened to be watching ZDTV yesterday. Leo gave a tutorial on the Husband 1.0 patches, BlowJob2.3r5 and DoggieStyle2.6v9, which when installed, will restore much of the functionality of Boyfriend 5.0 without harming any of the utility of Husband 1.0. In fact, he claimed that improvement has even been detected in the little-known drivers, Paycheck.asl and VISA.asl. Distribute this tip to anyone that has the technical knowledge to load these patches. For the more adventuresome types, many other patches are available (ex. WhipsChains60, Rubber2i, etc.), but these are specialized according to the operating environment. Download them from


Roy E. Boswell, Head 
Telecommunications Branch