Why you should not get married...

>
> INSTALLING A HUSBAND
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
> as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
> undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
> the system.
>
> Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
> but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperate.
>
>
>
> DEAR DESPERATE,
>
> First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
> 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
>
> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
> 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
> 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
> control of all your system resources.)
>
> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
> recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Merci Andréas, j'étais mort de rire